Some lines in Talespin are priceless. Here are some of (what I think) are a few of the greatest. Bet you find yourself smiling when you read these :)

One Liners: Baloo | Kit | Don Karnage | Rebecca | Molly | Wildcat | Louie | Shere Khan | Misc

Conversations: Baloo & Kit | Baloo & Rebecca | Baloo & Karnage | Baloo Misc | Kit & Rebecca | Kit & Karnage | Kit Misc | Rebecca Misc | Karnage & the Pirates | Misc

"Kit, you're a genius! With a capitol J!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	"Tah - reasure!? Kit, you just said my two favorite words!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	"If you can't fly, don'y mess with the eagle!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1
"When I get through with that guy he'll be able to count all of his teeth on one finger!" -- Stormy Weather	"Hey, do you know who you are? You're Khan!" -- Save The Tiger	"I was on time, until I was late" -- Save The Tiger
"It's perfectly legal, you know me! ... Well, it's still perfectly legal" -- Save The Tiger	"That's the hardest easy money I ever made" -- Double Or Northing	"Idol of Doom, storm and fire... Flatten that creep like a bicycle tire!" -- Destiny Rides Again

"Stuff it in your windsock!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	"No, I ws a pirate! You happy now?" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Couldn't stop them from wrecking the city... But I tried. Please tell Baloo! Tell Papa bear - I'm his navigator! Always.." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4
"He really likes her, and she really likes him.. There are just times when they like each other more than others" -- Save The Tiger	"Are you writing the Kit Cloudkicker rule book??" -- Stormy Weather	"You CAN'T tell me what to do! You're NOT my Dad!" -- Stormy Weather
"I'm not afraid of you, Don Garbage! Watch who your calling useless!" -- Captains Outrageous	(whispered when Baloo leaves) "You're somebody to me..." -- Last Horizons	"Baloo - 4 o'clock! Unidentified flying... Idol!?" -- Destiny Rides Again
"Put on a happy face, cos grey skies are gonna clear up!" -- The Time Bandit

"You have made Don Karnage - which is me - very unhappy!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	"Attention, my noble pirates. This is Don Karnage, speaking to you with my voice" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	"Hello, Khan cargo plane. It is I, the pludering wonder, Don Karnage! Prepare for boarding..." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3
"So nice of me to drop in" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Worth is in the eye of me, who is doing the beholding" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Well victim-persons, I must be off. So many crimes, so litle time!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3
"Take those goodies to the workshop and do shop work on them" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Speak up! My door is ALWAYS open sometimes..." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Yes yes what is your pathetic insignificant little point??" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3
"Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Good!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"Do not be the clever guy with me! You are not qualified!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	"What are you talking about, you juvenille delinquity-wink?" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3
"I have to hang you by your pinkies!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	(Ratchet firs the lightening gun and misses his target) "Missed, you naughty boy! Ahem... Try again please" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4	"Now that I am here, you will hand over all of your money and valuable nickety-nacks to me. Okey dokey?I didn't hear a yes..." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4
"Lookity look! They scurry like the little ants!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4	"I am not beliveing this - that estupid pilot and the kid too!? Ooo they make me very very angry!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4	"When I catch that bothersome Baloo, I will tear him into itsy bitsy pieces of ugly bear. And then I sew him back together with dull needles!" -- Polly Wants A Treasure
"What a lousy place for a wall" -- Polly Wants A Treasure	"Sink?! I don't need no stinking sink!" -- It Came From Beneath The Sea Duck	"The glue fumes... They are making you dopey in the head!" -- Stuck On You
"It is Karnage! Don Karnage! Roll the r!" -- Mach One For The Gipper	"Go soak your elbows!" -- Mach One For The Gipper	"Future victim Baloooooo, where are yooouuuuuu?" -- Mach One For The Gipper
"Why are those idiots making the guns go boom-boom?" -- Jumping the Guns

"THIS is a mechanic? He couldn't tell a screwdriver from a bus driver!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	"Land now you idiot so I can strange you!" -- Time Waits For No Bear	"Baloo! I'm yelling at you Baloo!" -- Save The Tiger
"I'm sure my pilot will be back later today... Or tomorrow... Or next month!" -- Save The Tiger	"Are you coco-nuts!?" The Time Bandit	"Please, stop! Get this over with! SHOOT ME!" -- The Time Bandit
"Tell Mr. Khan that he no 'khan' do!" -- On a Wing and a Bear	"No yes-man is going to tell me no!" -- On a Wing and a Bear

"Wow! Can I keep my room this messy?!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2

(after Kit clunks his head on the chairs) "You're a good pretender, Kit. That looked like it really hurt!" -- It Came From Beneath The Sea Duck

"Boy are you dumb" -- Mommy For A Day

"Good as pretty, and twice as new!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4

(after Kit clunks his head on the chairs) (pretending to be Shere Khan) "I always dress this way. Except on my birthday - I have a special suit for that" -- Citizen Khan

"K-N-O-W. No." -- Louie's Last Stand

"I am not amused" -- Bullethead Baloo	"I am still not amused" -- Bullethead Baloo	"I only desire money and power. Unpresentable employees privide me with neither." -- Citizen Khan
"I make my own rules" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3

Khan worker on the phone to Khan: (To Baloo) "Will you shut up!?" (To Khan) "No, not you sir! Yes, I do like my knees very much!" -- Save The Tiger	Colonel Spiggot: "This is a friendship festival...you can't trust anyone!" -- The Golden Sprocket of Friendship
Colonel Spiggot: "Attention all Thembrians! This is Colonel Spigot...Perhaps you've heard of me? (the crowd mumbles) Today is officially Saturday! Anyone who disagrees will be sent to prison. Anyone who complains will do hard labor. Anyone who sneers will be SHOT! Have a nice day." -- The Time Bandit	Colonel Spigot: "You'll have a fair trial - and then be shot" -- The Time Bandit
Colonel Spiggot: "In Thembria, you're shot, THEN hung. We like to be thorough" -- The Time Bandit

Baloo: (to pilot) "Cut the kid some slack, Jack" Kit: "Yeah, listen to the fat lady!" Baloo: "Lady!?" Kit: "Whatever..." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	Kit: "Wait a minute, what exactly are we delivering?" Baloo: "Well... they're sorta big... and mean... and ugly... and smelly" Kit: "On no! Not gorilla birds!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1
Baloo: "My flyingis an A plus!" (#*CRASH*#) Kit: "Yeah, but your landing's are a C minus" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	Kit: "But Baloo, what about your birds? Baloo: "Hey, what's more important? Those burping buzzards, or my new navigator?" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1
Baloo and Kit: "Don't trouble us with troubles, man, we're gone!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	Baloo: "Another soda, my good man?" Kit: "I do believe I'd like that" -- Save The Tiger
Baloo: "Hey, look, it's time for another birthday!" Kit: "But you've already had 4 birthdays today!" Baloo: "I know, if I keep this up I'll be old before my time!" -- Save The Tiger	Baloo: "After you" Kit: "No no, after you" Baloo: "After you" Kit: "No no, after you" (etc etc etc) -- Save The Tiger
Baloo: "Could have been worse - she could have yelled at me" Kit: "It's worse..." -- Time Waits For No Bear	Baloo: "Ol' Papa Bear's got a plan! First, we gotta get 'em to chase us... Kit: "Well that parts working!" Baloo: "Then, we gotta let 'em catch us..." Kit: "That's a plan!? Look, I'll just swim home!" -- Time Waits For No Bear
Kit: "Ulch... You got bait in my peanut butter!" Baloo: "You got peanut butter in my bait!" -- All Whale That Ends Whale	Kit: (mysteriously) "Destiny..." Baloo: "Stop saying that!" -- Destiny Rides Again
Baloo (as Kit): "What happened?" Kit (as Baloo: "I know what you mean Baloo! Suddenly I feel so... heavy" -- A Baloo Switcheroo	Kit (as Baloo): "Let's hurry! I hate being old and fat and tired..." Baloo (as Kit): "Ok ok, we get the message" -- A Baloo Switcheroo
Kit: "You're the best pilot in Cape Suzette" Baloo: "Naw..." Kit: "In the country!" Baloo: "I dunno..." Kit: "In the WORLD!" Baloo: "Ah, you left out universe..." -- On a Wing and a Bear

Baloo: "Back off lady, you act like you own this place" Rebecca: "I do!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	Rebecca: "You must be Baloo. The bank says you're a terrific pilot" Baloo: "Heh heh well that's true!" Rebecca: "I'd be inclided to add sloppy, careless and rude!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2
Baloo: "What happened to 'Baloo's Air Service?'" Rebecca: "'Higher For Higher' is cuter!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	Rebecca: "Why would pirates want mangos!? Baloo: "Uh, vitamin C?" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2
Baloo: "Say, Becky, guess who-" (Rebecca knocks him down and runs) Rebecca: "That'll teach the goon to call me... Becky?!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3	Baloo: "I'm getting a brainstorm! Rebecca: "And me without my umbrella" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3
Rebecca: "Brilliant Baloo, really brilliant. What were two 'oos' doing in 'chicken soup'?" Baloo: "Uh, the backstroke?" -- Vowel Play	Rebecca: "I'm not taking 'no' for an answer" Baloo: "Oh no?" Rebecca: "I'm not taking it for a question either!" -- For A Fuel Dollars More

(After pirate song finishes) Baloo: "One more time!" Karnage: 'Wait a min-u-et! I am the only one who says 'one more time'!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3

Baloo: "You wanna tip off Rebecca?!" Karnage: "Nooo, I want to BUMP off Rebecca!" -- Stuck On You

Baloo: "You're gonna take my plane!? You can't, that's my baby! Bank employee: "We have sent numerous notices..." Baloo: "I thought those were sweepstakes givaways!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	Baloo: "Hey Louie, ain't this the life! No bosses, no responsibilities, no obligations!" Louie: "Yeah cuz, you keep saying the every 5 minutes. And you'll believe it in a year or two" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4
Khan: "At this moment, Khan industries is worth 3.8 billion dollars" Baloo: "My watch must be running a few thousand slow" -- Save The Tiger

Rebecca: "There's still ONE thing that hasn't been sold..." Kit: "But I'm only a kid!" -- Save The Tiger

Kit: "Stuff it in your windsock! Karnage: "My wind... sock?! Why you little!!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 1	(Karnage examining Kit's airfoil) Karnage: "Interesting toy!" (snaps it in half over his knee) Karnage: "Aw, but I broke it!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4
Karnage: "Where is the treasure?" Kit: "I don't know" Karnage: "You do!" Kit: "Don't!" Karnage: "Do!" Kit: "Dont!" Karnage: "You don't?" -- Polly Wants A Treasure

Kit: "What's going on?" Dumptruck: "The captin is blowing the stuffing out of Cape Suzette" Kit: "Is he crazy?" Dumptruck: "Heh heh - yep!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 4	Kit: "Excuse me, I think I have what you're looking for?" Homeless man: "Fish sticks? Mmm..." Kit: "No... 200,000 dollars!" Homeless man: "Oh yes! Yes yes yes yes yes! This will buy a LOT of fish sticks!" -- Save The Tiger
Molly: "Some cloudsurfer YOU are" Kit: "Well, excuse me for saving your pigtails!" -- Mommy For A Day	Teacher: "No, no, no. There is no 'ick' in spinach, Kit." Kit: "Wanna bet?! Taste it - ick!" -- Vowel Play
Dr Omyer: "Maybe I can't fix it" Kit: "Hey, you said no maybe's about it!" Dr. Omyer: "Well I found a maybe..." -- Bearly Alive

Delivery man: "Mangos! Which plane lady?" Rebecca: "The pretty one!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	Rebecca: "In the future, I'll expect you to fly higher!" The Barber: "Can't! Have this pesky fear of heights. I suppose I could wear a blindfold..." Rebecca: "Blindfold!?" The Barber: "You're right. Have this pesky fear of the dark too" -- Save The Tiger
Rebecca: "Why would someone hide an emergency exit under the seats!?" Wildcat: "Because it's too hard climbing through the luggage compartment!" -- Bearly Alive

Dumptruck: "Why do you say 'dive dive' when you want to sink?" Maddog: "Because you don't say 'sink sink'!" Karnage: "Row! Row!" Dumptruck: "Aye aye, Captin Captin" -- It Came From Beneath The Sea Duck

Dumptruck: "Are we going to rob it?" Karnage: "No, no, no, we are going to plunder it!" Dumptruck: "But wait, aren't we robbers?" Karnage: "No we are not robbers, we are pirates! Pirates, Pirates, PIRATES! How many times must I remind you?" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 3

Baloo: "Wildcat, meet Rebecca Cummingham - our new boss" Wildcat: "Really? You smell pretty good for a boss!" Rebecca: "... Thanks..." -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2	(Watching Kit airsurf) Baloo: "Where'd he learnt that?" Molly: "I dunno. But I wanna go next!" -- Plunder and Lightning, part 2
Dumptruck: "Why do you always get to be in charge?" Mad Dog: "Because I went to school!" Dumptruck: "Did not!" Mad Dog: "Well, I saw a picture of one once." -- It Came From Beneath The Sea Duck	Mad Dog: "You are in the clutches of the ferocious air pirates of Don Karnage. Har." (*nudges Dumptruck*) Dumptruck: "Oh yeah... Har" -- Ransom of Red Chimp
Won's son: "Father, the rockets arn't working" Won: "I know that! Why do you think I am jumping up and down?!" -- Last Horizons