Let's face it - some things the TaleSpin charatcers say just crack you up! For all those unfortunate people who no longer have access to TaleSpin on TV, here's you chance to listen to and relive those memorable quotes :)
The following clips were taken by me, and are directly from the TaleSpin television series. Please note that these can take a lot of work to make, so please, by all means listen to and enjoy! I just ask that if you please refrain from using anything here on your own site, unless you e-mail me first. Thanx! ^-^
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Karnage: "Your tail section is mine!"
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Baloo: "This guy speaking english?"
Kit: "He said, 'no dough, plane go!'"
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Rebecca: "Yes this definatly needs a woman's touch..."
(She sweeps some junk off a dreser into a drawer)
(under her breath) "Or a bulldozer..."
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Louie: "These stewardess's are getting younger and prettier every day!"
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Baloo: "Aw, forget about them, Lil Britches! From now on you're with me! We're buddies, pals, a team."
Kit: (laughs a bit) "Yeah. Um... Thanks Poppa Bear"
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Baloo: "Hey! What about the traps?"
Kit: "Everything in this hall is busted."
Baloo: (yelling): "Pull chocks!" (trap goes off)
Baloo: "Nice crowd you hung out with , kid..."
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Baloo: "Step on it, Becky!"
Rebecca: "It's Rebecca!"
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Karnage: "Somebody... get... the blowtourch!"
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Kit: "I'm his navigator... always..."
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Karnage: "How do you like them mangos, citizens?"
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Karnage: (laughing insainly)"I am having such a good time!"
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Kit: "Stuff it in your windsock!"
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Baloo: "Wait! I'm getting a brainstorm!"
Rebecca: "And me without my umbrella"
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Khan Pilot: "Nooo! Don't you have any decency!?"
Karnage: "I am a PIRATE - I don't DO decency"
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Baloo: "Hoohoo, hot stuff!"
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Karnage: "Wait a min-u-et!"
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Karnage: "Yes yes, what is you pathetic, insignificant little point?"
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Karnage: "Take those goodies to the workshop, and... do... shop work on them!"
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Karnage: "Speak up! My door is always open sometimes"
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Kanage: "You know, worth is in the eye of me, who is doing the beholding"
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Trader Moe: "Ok boys. Ready, aim..."
Kit: "About face! Fire!" (Goons fire on Trader Moe)
Rhino Goon: "Aww sorry boss"
Ape Goon: Yeah, sorry!
Rhino Goon: That was dumb
Ape Goon: It was dumb
Rhino Goon: We was just following orders
Ape Goon: Yeah, orders!
Trader Moe: Shuddup! You don't listen to the kid, got it?
Both goons: "Yup"
Baloo: "Ready aim fire!" (Goons fire on Trader Moe again)
Trader Moe: DON'T listen to te kid. DON'T listen to the pilot. Listen to ME. When I say fire, you fire! ...Wait!" (Goons fire on Trader Moe yet again)
Trader Moe: Dooohh oohhh ohhhh!!
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Baloo: "The scheduel! BEAUTIFUL scheduel!
Kit: "Huh!?"
Baloo: "Hey! Short squat and ugly!
Kit: "Baloo!"
Baloo: "Hey Kit, trust me! Ol' Pappa Bear's got a plan! First, we gotta get 'em to chase us..."
Kit: "Well, that's parts working!"
Baloo: "Then we gotta let 'em catch us..."
Kit: "That's a plan!? Look, I'll just swim home!
Baloo: "No, no. It'll work great!"
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(Thunder crashes)
Molly: "Gettin' sorta stormy, huh?"
Kit: "Nah, I seen worse"
(More thunder crashes)
Kit: "Just not so close up!"
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Baloo: "By George, I think he's got it!
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Kit: "By George, I think he's got it!
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Baloo: "So, you think you can do something bout this?"
Kit: "Why no... But I'll bet that police man can!"
Baloo: "Uh, what cop?! Wha- Hey!" (CRASH!)
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Spiggot: "I am Colonel Spiggot! Perhaps you've heard of me?"
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Kit: "Are you writing the Kit Cloudkicker rule book?"
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Rebecca: "Me?! Married to HIM?!"
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Dan: "Here's looking at you, Ace!"
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Dan: "Don't let the little people hold you down, no matter how big they are"
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Kit: "Here's looking at you, Ace!"
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Kit: "You can't tell me what to do! You NOT my Dad!"
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Kit: "Thanks for saving me Papa Bear. I'm sorry I left... If you'll have me back, I-"
Baloo: "Pilot to passenger - you wouldn't know where I coule get me a good navigator, do you?"
Kit: "Navigator to pilot - Cape Suzette, straight ahead!"
Baloo: "Pilot to navigator - welcome home, partner"
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Karnage: "Not only am I an genius, but I am very very smart too"
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Karnage: "Ha ha! Those Cape Suzette gunners can only shoot what they can see. They will not spot us until it is too late, for we are now the colour of - invisible! Ha ha!"
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Baloo: "Haha, what more could a fellow want outta life? I got my food, I got my health, and I got my plane... The Duck! Where's my Sea Duck!?"
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Barney: "Seen it done a million times!"
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Maddog: "uh, this is woodchuck, calling Peter Piper ...Come in Peter Piper"
Karnage: "This is Peter Piper... Have you pickled their peppers?"
Maddog: "Uh, we've chopped all the wood that a woodchuck chops"
Karnage: "There in! It is time to steal sea shells by the sea shore..."
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Louie: "Could you open the hatch do we can vamoose?"
Karnage: "Sacre blue cheese! Get them!"
Louie: "Ah, guess that's a 'no'..."
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Karnage: "In mere moments, Cape Suzette shall be a bargain hunters paradise - Free money, free jewels, free seafood dinners!"
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Disclaimer: All characters and themes relating to Disney and to Talespin are copywrite of the Walt Disney Company, 1990 - 1991.
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