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Louie's crazy Aunt Louise is kidnapped by pirates. Baloo and Louie attempt to rescue her, but it turns out to be Karnage that needs the rescuing... Starring:
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This episode begins with a cute, fancy little intro page featuring Don Karnage and Aunt Louise. The only other episode that features a title page like this one is 'A Jolly Molly Christmas'. I love these pics, it's a shame more episodes didn't have them.
"Louise Lamount, five time winner of the Scatmando air race, is winging her way to this years competition. But first, plans a visit to that garden spot of the South seas, Louie's Island!" Well, judging by Louie's expression, this is definatly not good news! He springs out of 'lazy mode' and bolts back to his club shouting "Run for your lives! It's Aunt Louise!!" He grabs an axe (where from, I do not know), breaks open the alarm (a triangle pops out) and rings it. There's a few seconds of frenzied panic, where a dozen or so of Louie's monkey worker dudes run around, quickly boarding windows and camoflauging the club, and Louie jumps into a near by shrub to hide. The background music here is hot - it's like 60's jazz stuff!
Baloo: "Not that it's any of your best buddies business but, what's going on?"
And, right on que- Aunt Louise: "Loooooouuuuuiiiss!" Well, that's it for Louie. His eyes (literally!) bug out of his head, he goes temporarily insane (ha!!) and begs Baloo to hide him. At that moment, a funky looking pink plane with teeth painted on the front swoops out of the air, with a great "Yeeeeeee-haaaaaa!" from the pilot. She does a nice landing right in front of the door (Baloo: "What a pilot!"). Louie, not a happy chappy, tells Baloo that if he likes her, then he can talk to her. And with that, he jumps into a near by pot and covers himself with a tree. Meanwhile, Aunt Louise jumps out of the plane and tosses Baloo a wad of cash Aunt Louise: "Tie her up kid! Here - buy yourself a buffalo" Louie's going for the sneak away routine (tip toeing feet peaking out from under the pot plant) But, it's a no goer - Aunt Louise spots him in a second and runs over to give him a great big bear hug. She's such a typical Aunt :) She then announces that it's time to pppaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttyyyyyyy and proceeds to start a riot in the club. Everyone's having a ball - excpet poot Louie, who makes every attempt to stop his club from being destroyed by his over earger party animal Aunt. He turns to Baloo (who's busy dancing) for help - Louie: Baloo! You gotta help me! The whole joint's going crazy!"
Big help he is. Baloo heads off to dance with Aunt Louise. The two of them aren't exactly light-weights, and after a couple seconds of stomping... Uh, I mean, dancing, shelves start breaking and stuff stars crashing down to the floor. Louie is distraught! He has a sudden brainwave, sneaks over to the juke box and unplugs it. Aww... No music = no dancing. No dancing = no par-tay! Aunt Louise: "No party?? No way!!" So, instead, she blends up a few coconuts in open blenders, sending a spray of 'snow flakes' into the air. Instant snow - Louie's place looks like the north pole in seconds. Ok - well since the can't party, best the go skiing instead! Ah such fun. Cut to Pirate Island - Karny is sunbaking, so looking oh so foxy in a white and red striped singlet. This is one of the few episodes where we get to see him out of his usual grey pants/blue jacket combo. What's this? A cloud dares to cover his sun! Can't have that now, can we. Maddog, looking bored, fires a few dozen shots from the canon and it's gone in a flash. Karnage: "Thank you. You may turn me now" Dumptruck, looking equally as bored as Maddog, takes what looks like a cross between a giant spatual and an oar anf flips Karny over like a pancake. Karnage finally notices that they're bored, and gives them permission to go 'do something piraty'. He flicks through the paper and spies a picture of Aunt Louie, and suggests a kidnapping... Back at Louie's, the party is still in fulls swing. Seems they all got sick of skiing though - the 'snow' has magically vanished and now everyone's racing gorilla birds. Louie, the poor soul, has had enough and decides 'this girls gotta go!' So, he puts on a fake radio annoucement: Louie: "... A hot scoop from Scatmando. The Scatmando air race has been moved up to tomorrow. Not only that, but pilot Jaq Tojour, says he's gonna beat the ailerons off that second rate pilot Aunt Lou-... Uh, Louise Lamount! That is, unless she's chicken!" Well, Aunt Louise is infuriated, and sets off at once. She's flying through the air, cursing Jaq under her breath. The Vulture appears in front of her, beak open and swallowers her plane - instant capture! (Fade out... Fade back in...). Maddog and Dumptruck are feeling pretty pround of themselves and pick up the radio to give Karnage (who is still sunbaking) the good news. Maddog: "Iron Vulture to base.."
Ha! I love that dialogue! Karnage then orders that the prisoner be brought to him. Meanwhile, Aunt Louise is none too thrilled about her situation, and demands to know what going on. A voice booms in the dark... Dumptruck: "You are our prisioner! You cannot escape!"
Lights on, and Aunt Louise comes face to face with a not-so-intimidating trio of air pirates, Maddog, Dumptruck and Gibber. Maddog gives a lame victory speech followed by a very weak 'Har!'. Aunt Louise is not impressed ("You call that a 'Har'??") Maddog tells her to can it, as she is supposed to be trembling in fear. She replies that they have no idea what they're doing, takes Maddog's sword and demonstrates a much more powerful and convincing "Har!". Dumptruck comments that she's pretty good, to which she replies that she loooooooves his accent. Hmm..... :) Maddog is not happy Maddog: "Hey wait a minute! You're the prisioner, we're the air pirates!"
Them's fighting words. They contest is on :)
Karnage: "Hello ello Louie type person, it is I, Don Karnage, speaking to you with my voice
Well I'm glad we finally got that sorted out :) Luckily for Louie, Karnage is feeling generous today and sets the ransom at a million dollars (!). Hmm - anyone else notice those pesky seagulls flying around Karnage's head? Hehehe.
Louie is devestated, and blows his nose on Baloo's shirt (eeeeeew!). Baloo wonders where they can possibly get a hold of 5 million bucks, to which Louie replies that they are not! They are going to save her! Louie: "It's up to us!"
Louie gives a great heroic speech ("Pirates or no pirates! Karnage or no Karnage! *blah blah blah*) and concludes with saying that he can't leave a defensless little old lady in the cluthces of those barbarians! Lil old lady, eh? Defensless? Bah! Back to the vulture, Aunt Louise is leading flying race against a buch of air pirates. And she messed up the dinner table too :( Ah well - only one thing to do now.... FOOD FIGHT! Ah, what fun we have on the Vulture. Ol' Karny is not going to approve of this... Speaking of Karnage - we cut back to him, where he is admiring himself (and making weird "I'm so hot" faces) in a hand held mirror. He attempts to call the Vulture over the radio, but no avail. No ones paying attention. He tries a few more times, but it's still a no-goer. Hmm... What's that large shadow looming over his head. WEll, at least he knows where the Iron Vulture is now! It blatantly crashes straight into him, destroying his sun baking spot in the process. Karnage topples off the crumbling cliff and grabs a hold of the Vulture for dear life. In the Sea Duck, it's Baloo and Louie to the rescue! Karnage, meanwhile, manages to climb aboard to the Vulture, and comes face to face with Aunt Louise's handy work - a great big mess, planes flying everywhere, a couple of mini fires and a group of pirates playing "Mercy - Har!" Haha!! I looooove it! Karnage, shocked, wonders past the kitchen and witnesses the food fight in full swing. He then storms into the cockpit and demands to know who is driving. Aunt Louise: "Say that again..." Uh oh... It's love at first accent! Karnage is quite shocked to see Aunt Louise at the wheel and demands she starts acting like a prisioner. Aunt Louise ignores his and gushes that she adores men with accents. Karnage is dumbfounded. Ha! Let the chaos begin! Well, actually, chaos is already in full swing... So, let it groooooooow! Bwahahahaha. Karnage practically calls her crazy, and starts trying to evade her grasp.
Karnage: "Madam! Get a grip on yourself!"
Lucky Karnage is in such good shape - he artfully dodges a few of Aunt Louise's attempts, then flees the room. Oh man is he petrified! These next few minutes are golden. Karnage running for dear life with Aunt Louise in hot pursuit. Karnage manages to lock her in a cell (*phew*), then runs up to the cockpit to see Baloo and Louie bombing the Vulture with coconut bombs. While he's away, Aunt Louise artfully removes a hair pin and commences picking the lock of her cell :) Karnage winges to Louie over the radio that he was supposed to be bringing 5 million dollars and NOT ruining the lovely paint job.
Dumptruck: "You want us to blast them out of the sky?
Hmm Karny's having second thoughts :) Karnage: "Did I say 5 million? Mearly a figuring of my speech... I meant $5000" Nope. Louie refuses. Karnage begins to bolt around the room from Aunt Louie who is hot on his tail. Karnage: "I meant 500!!" More running.... The Sea Duck lands, and Baloo and Louie come aboard. Maddog asks Karnage (still running) if he wants the to put up a fight, and Karnage replies that he wants them to pretend to put up a fight. Oh Karnage is losing it :) In barrel Baloo and Louie, and the pirates charge at them, swords beared. Louie stands tall, swipes a punch (which Maddog easily ducks) and all three pirates ball flat on their back. Baloo is awed.... (Ooooooo, ahhhhhh). Louie looks a bit shocked too. Aunt Louise has finally gotten a hold of Karnage and is attempting to smother him in hugs and kisses. After some negotiating: Karnage: "50? 30? 15? 10??" She got him! Aunt Louise managed to plant a kiss on ol Karny. Baloo comments that they kind of make a cute couple :) He finally cracks, and offers the bargain price of $5. Louise agress, but finds himself a little short. Karnage shoves the $5 bill into his hand and *bam* hostage rescued. Aunt Louise is dragged off by Baloo and Louie, absolutly devestated. (Karnage: "Parting is such sweet sorrow"). Back at Louies, Aunt Louise is at the bar in the depths of depression, when in strolls a French pilot by the name of Jac Tourjour. He orders a drink - speaking of course, in a fluid French accent. Aunt Louise: "Say that again..." Hehehehe. You can just see it coming, can't you :) Aunt Louise looooooooves his accent, picks up up (literally) and runs out the door. Baloo and Louie raise their glasses,
Baloo: "Well, tourjour, L'amour"
And, end, with the clinking of the glasses. 
Quote Of The Episode Karnage: "You want to engage in some piratical proceedings?" Karnage: "I am feeling cranky today, do not upset me further!" Louie: "If anything happens to her, I'll never forgive either one of us" Karnage: "You are my captive!"
Air pirate group 1: "Har!"
Aunt Louise: "The only man I ever loved this week."
Skiing at Louie's. Karnage wearing a singlet. The gorilla bird race - and it's abrupt end. Karnage having a war with those darn sea gulls. The pirates getting 'beat up' by Louie Aunt Louie playing with Karnages ear!
What a gosh-darn silly episode this is. Hehehe oh it's GREAT! It's definatly a great episode if you are a Don Karnage fan and are blatantly just in the mood to laugh. It's classic one liners galour, and a stack of visually funny scene's. Aunt Louise is a riot. Jim Cummings, voice artist of Louie, Karnage and (in this episode) Aunt Louise as well, would have had a field day doing this episode. He did a bang up job too! It's also fun seeing the other pirates a little more than in other episodes - there were even a few new ones I haven't seen before in any other episodes. Baloo and Louie, while main characters of TaleSpin, didn't really play much part in this one - they didn't need to! But, heck, it wouldn't be TaleSpin without them, especially without Baloo :) I think it's great that there's an actual episode that targets Don Karnage's weird accent. I'm still not sure what nationality he is! I think I've settled on Italian/Spanish, but who knows. Maybe this can be the next poll. Anyway, another A-OK episode in my book. A definate great for when your in one of those silly moods :) Cheers - Lee ^-^
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